May 2013
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
coolscar:
its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run
thegreatmarshall:
damnthatswhatshesaid:
you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos
WHY DOES THIS HAVE ALMOST 90K NOTES I DON’T UNDERSTAND
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
Listen
Sitting in your bed, thinking of one person and...
kimsbaked:
I just wanna chill in a blanket fort eat pizza listen to music and watch childhood movies for a couple days
geomtery:
if you wanna be my lover you better not fucking get with my friends
livinterrupted:
I wish the word “beyond” could be replaced with “Beyonce”.
For example, Bed, Bath and Beyonce.
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
tyler-hoe-kley:
sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
deliriosity:
i put about 700% into friendships and get about 001% in return
