cokeflow: mirandasexnoise: greg0ry: nicki minaj is 30 how she was born 30 years ago
coolscar: its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run
thegreatmarshall: damnthatswhatshesaid: you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos WHY DOES THIS HAVE ALMOST 90K NOTES I DON’T UNDERSTAND
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
Sitting in your bed, thinking of one person and...
kimsbaked: I just wanna chill in a blanket fort eat pizza listen to music and watch childhood movies for a couple days
geomtery: if you wanna be my lover you better not fucking get with my friends
livinterrupted: I wish the word “beyond” could be replaced with “Beyonce”. For example, Bed, Bath and Beyonce.
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
tyler-hoe-kley: sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
deliriosity: i put about 700% into friendships and get about 001% in return